Chloe: Tyler's first apprentice

I could have sworn I blogged about this, but it looks like I didn't. How could I miss this story about Tyler! This past Friday, I received some tremendous news, news that totally made my day. I'd found Chloe. Who, you may ask, is Chloe? Chloe was Tyler's brief love affair, and his first apprentice. Here's the story. 2007: At the time, I had this close female friend, for the sake of decency I'll not mention her name here. Let's call her.....FRIEND. Friend and I spent a lot of time together when we were both single and lived close to one another. While primarily a dog person, Friend was always envious of the immense bond I had with Tyler, and was dying to, around late 2006-2007, attempt to recreate that bond by adopting a cat of her own. Enter...Chloe. An adorable young semi-long-haired kitten from North Shore Animal League, an organization I'm not going to subject you to a rant about. Not a fan. Moving on. Chloe was less than...