My girlfriend, in her infinite wisdom, takes photos of the cats on weekends while I toil away at work. Actually, I don't toil, I work with a smile on my face, as I am finally at a job I love and am happy to be at. I am truly the happiest in my profession, happier at work than I've been in two decades, if ever! Anyway, Ashley sends me photos of the cats and their antics while I am working, and yesterday was no exception. What she sent me was an amusing photo of Jackson: Making love to a lampshade. It got me thinking, I have long had a collection of felines that have loved lampshades. As I've written before, when I was a kid visiting my great Uncle's lampshade store on Avenue U in Brooklyn, he had quite the collection of stray cats that lived in....and out.....of his store. Whenever a customer would come in, or I would stop by, it was almost like a game at an amusement park. A cat popping out of a lampshade here....a cat popping out of a la...